Results posted:

Scene: Angus and Tommy talk for a bit before Angus goes to face his fate

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp vs. Angus McMutton
Angus is the 1 in and tha 6 and 1, breaking Bone Pimp's losing streak by losing himself.

#2 Three-Way
Jumpy-Chan vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda
Konami finally begins showing us what she's got since the tournament and takes another win

#3 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. Lady of the Lancet
Yelizaveta beats up Lady, throwing her around a bit

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Tommy Wiseau vs. Kylo Ren (c)
Okay, just take a step back and let this sink in: Tommy Wiseau, writer, director and actor in The Room defeats Kylo Ren, a guy who actually has superhuman powers.

#5 Singles Match
D the Destroyer vs. The Majestic Goat-Man
Goat wins by countout while posing in the corner. TRANQUILO

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Toad vs. anilEhilated (c)
So there was a match supposed instead we witnessed a murder. Toad completely SQUASHED anil. It's not even funny. Just kidding, it totally is]

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Toad vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner